college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com
college: ur in
Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
me too probably Roald Dahl, me too
Fun fact: The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"O-Oh, Obama-Senpai, I’m so glad you agreed to take this walk with me. Isn’t the sunset so romantic?"
"It sure is, Romney-chan. I’m glad I finally built up enough courage to finally go out with you."
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went
i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out