Cute Running Puppy

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

0ut-0f-the-dark:

Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like

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ultrafacts:

michaelsousa:

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me too probably Roald Dahl, me too

Fun fact: The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kusahebi:

"O-Oh, Obama-Senpai, I’m so glad you agreed to take this walk with me. Isn’t the sunset so romantic?"
"It sure is, Romney-chan. I’m glad I finally built up enough courage to finally go out with you."

kusahebi:

"O-Oh, Obama-Senpai, I’m so glad you agreed to take this walk with me. Isn’t the sunset so romantic?"

"It sure is, Romney-chan. I’m glad I finally built up enough courage to finally go out with you."

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

thecheeselessbacon:

underprivilegedbutltskintho:

!!!

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

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questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

Can you turn on the light,
please?